You're supposed to click on my HEAD, not the MONITOR!
Er,
this isn't what we do
all day. We're working round the clock to meet your needs! Honest! Haven't you seen the ads??
Okay, I can tell some of you are skeptical, and think we're just looking for dirty pictures all day long. Nothing could be further from the truth!
Er, okay. You caught me. Here's the secret links that tell the truth.