You're supposed to click on my HEAD, not the MONITOR!
Er, this isn't what we do all day. We're working round the clock to meet your needs! Honest! Haven't you seen the ads??

Okay, I can tell some of you are skeptical, and think we're just looking for dirty pictures all day long. Nothing could be further from the truth!

Er, okay. You caught me.
Here's the secret links that tell the truth.

AOL vs. the sex therapist
Ann Landers on AOL sex
AOL encourages porn?

AOL and the porn videos
AOL thought police have dirty word party
AOL blocks liberal sites
AOL blocks don't work

Porn spam on AOL
Wired finds AOL sex keyword
Naughty or Nice?
Mad magazine on AOL

A message from Tatiana Gau
Don't touch that porn
Hackers replace file library
Back doors explained

AOL's sex crime lawyer
AOL's sex profits
Clive Barker and friends
Spy Magazine on AOL

More AOL censorship
Hackers vs. AOL Klansman
Bye, bye, America Online

America Offline
America On Hold
America Outtaline

Scandal hits AOL lawyer
AOL clones users
America On Hold
The AOL List: Abandon Ship
Subscribers want out!

Get both your refunds...
Hackers hate AOL

We suck
Our welcome screens suck
The big Oops!
Christmas secrets
Hacker rampage