So if I was, like, the one, I'd have to, like, go and do all that stuff? All right... All right, so what's it pay? Uh-huh. Right, future of the world, saving humanity, all that... Listen, I really appreciate the offer but I'm, like, right in the middle of something right now, I'm a little too busy to get involved. But, like, good luck with, like, all of that.

Whatever.

If laid-off dotcom worker Odd Todd got a phone call from Laurence Fishburne...

Todd's cartoons on being laid off have just spawned a book!

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